Shocking story about pope Benedict

Shocking report from the Vatican today, shows newly anointed pope Benedict sharing his feeling on religious persecution, and pulling no punches. “It’s a sad, sad day. Our lord and savior is routinely ridiculed, while false gods are shielded from such treatment,” said Benedict. The pope has long had great anxiety over the mocking of Catholics on public television, but this recent controversy over comedy centrals decision on parody has Benedict on his last rope. Comedy central recently aired an episode of their popular adult cartoon, South Park, which featured images and dialogue depicting Jesus in an extremely propane manor. The episode was also supposed to feature images and parody of the prophet Muhammad, however comedy central executives refused to air the images of Muhammad. This seems to have been the straw that broke the camels back, in what can only be described as an extreme outburst, pope Benedict ripped off his pointy hat, spiked it like a foot ball and spewed the following rant: “I am so tired of hearing about Muhammad, everyone know that Jesus Christ would whip Muhammad’s ass in a brawl. Think about it! That little pussy riding around on his magic carpet like Aladdin would piss in his rags when saw Christ walking on freaking water!! What’s so scary about that rag head anyway? Are you going to hijack another airplane….oh no, ever heard of the F%#^%ing plagues you sissy! You know something; I’m tired of the Jews also. This isn’t Santa clause were talking about, Jesus is real weather you believe in him or not. So you dammed, god forsaken heathens just go back to your mud huts or your temples, and get ready for that giant can of whoop ass that will be your eternal DAMNATION!!”
I am far too shocked to comment on all of this, but I will say that Vatican could stand a better screening process when picking popes.