Ugly Girls Continue to Dominate Women's Tennis

(left) Jack Nicholson wins a Grand Slam!




(Top picture) "What me worry?")

Although Amelie Mauresmo is SLIGHTLY easier on the eyes than some former grand slam champions, she is still pretty dam butch. It’s not much of a compliment anyway considering that Martina Navartilova looks like she drove a motorcycle face first into a bridge abutment. Can we please get some pretty young ladies to take off the long earrings and play some competitive tennis!! It didn’t matter who won yesterday, Justine Henin-Hardenne has a mug on her like Alfred E. Neuman. The real losers here are the racket companies. How is Head, Wilson, or Prince supposed to market their products to the youth of America? “Hey little girl, don’t you want to grow up to be like that ugly lesbian over there?” It’s a lost cause, especially for Head. I suppose it’s the media’s fault, every time a women’s player looks even half way human we convince her she’s a supermodel and that the last time she plays good tennis. The situation is so dire we look at the Williams sisters like they are cute, they aren’t. They are a Mohawk away from looking like Mr. T only more freakishly strong.