Nothing says homo like an umbrella

Look at this pitiful bastard (above). I'm sorry guys but nothing screams FAG like the use of an umbrella. If your a man, and your not in a VERY expensive suit don't do it. I implore you not to use an umbrella. "I'm so afraid of a few rain drops, thats how gay I am."---Thats what every guy you pass is thinking about a man with an umbrella. Think about it boys, if Grace Kelly looks stupid with one....you most certainly do.