Things that irritate the crap out of me
Why is it that every time a single snow flake falls, the stores and gas stations are flooded with every moron on the face of the planet. In this day and age the worst of weather conditions only have you cooped up in the house for maybe a day. Yet every pre-storm visit to wal-mart features the same old pandemonia. People stocking up on can goods as if it were the nuclear holocost!! On the eve of the last great N.Y snow storm I saw a woman with THREE 24 packs of toilet papper. You couldn't go that much if you were stuck in the house for a month. All I really wanted was a tweleve pack of beer and a movie, but instead I get stuck in line behind the same three hundred idieots that will soon rush the gas station because they are afraid they will STUCK IN THE HOUSE...NOT DRIVING ANYWHERE!!!!!!
omething else I have grtown particularly tired of, is people in restaurant who are bapparently too weak to open their menu's. There is nothing more annoying than a couple of old bags sitting down and asking their server threehundred questions about food, because they are too dumb, and or, lazy to open the menu and read all about the food. It's a stunning concept really, food listed in menus....WOW! At what age does soup become the single most important piece of information available to mankind??
Heres another idea for eeating out: Try picking something out a fifty plus item menu, and eating it. Stick your modification up you A@$, it doesn't make you picky or special to change everything you eat until it doesn't even resemble any type of food the eatery is good at making. Odd's are Emeril isn't in the back, you should stick to the formula. I recently waited on a "man" who sent his entree back because there was too much parsely on it, and parsely chokes him. The obvious outrage in this is that you would have to turn in your testicles to say that "prsely chokes me," but the funny part is that this particular fat slob was two fisting handfulls of the bars popcorn....worried about the parsely???
omething else I have grtown particularly tired of, is people in restaurant who are bapparently too weak to open their menu's. There is nothing more annoying than a couple of old bags sitting down and asking their server threehundred questions about food, because they are too dumb, and or, lazy to open the menu and read all about the food. It's a stunning concept really, food listed in menus....WOW! At what age does soup become the single most important piece of information available to mankind??
Heres another idea for eeating out: Try picking something out a fifty plus item menu, and eating it. Stick your modification up you A@$, it doesn't make you picky or special to change everything you eat until it doesn't even resemble any type of food the eatery is good at making. Odd's are Emeril isn't in the back, you should stick to the formula. I recently waited on a "man" who sent his entree back because there was too much parsely on it, and parsely chokes him. The obvious outrage in this is that you would have to turn in your testicles to say that "prsely chokes me," but the funny part is that this particular fat slob was two fisting handfulls of the bars popcorn....worried about the parsely???
posted by sanpiper at 10:03 PM
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